剛發(fā)生的:
我部門(mén)一哥們兒,有事和人家約好了在外邊見(jiàn)面.人家都到了我這哥們還沒(méi)出發(fā)呢.于是人家打電話過(guò)來(lái)摧……只見(jiàn)我們這個(gè)哥們兒斬釘截鐵的說(shuō),“別急!我已經(jīng)在路上了!”,然后放下辦公室電話向外奔去……
我們暈死一片!
快吃午飯了,發(fā)個(gè)剛發(fā)生的小笑話,娛樂(lè)一下:)
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@mjat
全是MM
你是說(shuō)也可以叫你MM?
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@淡淡藍(lán)色
你是說(shuō)也可以叫你MM?[圖片]500){this.resized=true;this.width=500;this.alt='這是一張縮略圖，點(diǎn)擊可放大。\n按住CTRL，滾動(dòng)鼠標(biāo)滾輪可自由縮放';this.style.cursor='hand'}"onclick="if(!this.resized){returntrue;}else{window.open('http://u.dianyuan.com/bbs/u/39/1141361567.gif');}"onmousewheel="returnimgzoom(this);">
呀,我投降,下線再說(shuō)
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@mjat
MM不要這樣叫俺呀,俺真好怕呀,還好三姐沒(méi)有見(jiàn)到,見(jiàn)到了又說(shuō)了,我這三姐,四姐倆人天天開(kāi)俺玩笑,叫俺以后女朋友也找不到了,傷心呀.
明MM,還怕找不到女朋友,據(jù)說(shuō)很多女孩子從福田到龍崗排著長(zhǎng)隊(duì)等著你去選呢!嘿嘿~~~
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@紫夜星晨
明MM,還怕找不到女朋友,據(jù)說(shuō)很多女孩子從福田到龍崗排著長(zhǎng)隊(duì)等著你去選呢!嘿嘿~~~~~~~~哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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你們看明D的MM來(lái)咯
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各位早安!!
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你們看明D的MM來(lái)咯
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各位早安!!
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@淡淡藍(lán)色
9494,[圖片]500){this.resized=true;this.width=500;this.alt='這是一張縮略圖，點(diǎn)擊可放大。\n按住CTRL，滾動(dòng)鼠標(biāo)滾輪可自由縮放';this.style.cursor='hand'}"onclick="if(!this.resized){returntrue;}else{window.open('http://u.dianyuan.com/bbs/u/39/1141433305.gif');}"onmousewheel="returnimgzoom(this);">你們看明D的MM來(lái)咯[圖片]500){this.resized=true;this.width=500;this.alt='這是一張縮略圖，點(diǎn)擊可放大。\n按住CTRL，滾動(dòng)鼠標(biāo)滾輪可自由縮放';this.style.cursor='hand'}"onclick="if(!this.resized){returntrue;}else{window.open('http://u.dianyuan.com/bbs/u/39/1141433280.gif');}"onmousewheel="returnimgzoom(this);">各位早安!!
哈哈,不錯(cuò)呀,好多MM歡迎呀,四J,你在中間吧
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@mjat
哈哈,我四J會(huì)嗎,她個(gè)人就是苗條型的,呵呵小妹真會(huì)想,我問(wèn)問(wèn)
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離題了哈!扯遠(yuǎn)了啊!
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